No, dey ain’t by deyselves in dat!

THE CAULIFLOWER

When de cabbage got ambitiom, in a uppish hour,

He lost ’is head an’ bu’st into flower

Wid ’is brains outside, an’ addled, at dat—

Den he sot ’isself up for a ’ristocrat.

An’ he ain’t by ’isself in dat, in dat—

An’ he ain’t by ’isself in dat!

LIMERICKS

TEXT AND PICTURES BY OLIVER HERFORD