“No, thank you, I never chew.”
After a period of reflection the driver said:
“Stranger, do you smoke?”
Lincoln replied:
“No, I never smoke.”
Looking at him quizzically, the driver exclaimed:
“So you’re one of those men I’ve heard of who have no small vices.”
To which Lincoln answered:
“It is true that I don’t use liquor or tobacco.”
Then the driver turned on him with the conclusive remark: