Not far from Guildford town there lies
A house called Orange Grove,
And there his trade a Parson plies,
Whom all good people love.
Sing up, sing down, for Guildford town,
And sing for the Parson too!
I’ll wager a penny you’ll never find any
That’s more of a sportsman true.
A neighbour came in haste one day
With a piteous tale to tell,