PLEASANT FOR SIMPKINS!
Photographer (to Mr. Simpkins). Keep your head steady, please, sir, and look in the direction of those young ladies. Steady now, sir! Don’t wink, sir!
Mrs. S. (by a look that Mr. S. quite understood). Just let me see him wink!!
UNANSWERABLE.
Old Girl. Oh, I’ve brought back these cartes of mine, Mr. Kammerer. My friends are very dissatisfied. They——
Photographer. Dear me, mum, I’m extremely sorry; I thought the portrait very——
Old Girl. Oh! impossible; it’s hideous!
CAN THE CAMERA LIE?