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“BE OFF, OR I’LL CALL IN THE POLICE!”
“WHAT CHEEK!”
“WANTS TO BUY A SEAT!”
“WHAT IMPUDENCE!”
WHEN BUSINESS IS GOOD
“LET ME TAKE YOUR COAT, SIR!”
“DO TAKE A PROGRAMME, SIR!”
“ANY SEAT YOU LIKE, SIR!”
“COME IN MY DEAR SIR. DON’T GO AWAY!”
WHEN BUSINESS IS BAD
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“COME AND LUNCH WITH ME AT THE ACTORS’ CLUB”
“HULLO, OLD MAN, SEEN ME IN MY NEW PART? BIGGEST SUCCESS OF MODERN TIMES!”
“HULLO, DEAR BOY, SEEN MY ROMEO? FINEST EVER KNOWN--BRINGS THE HOUSE DOWN EVERY NIGHT!”
“I TELL YOU, OLD BOY, MY SHOW IS THE FUNNIEST IN LONDON. I’M SIMPLY GREAT IN IT!”
“SMITH’S HAMLET ISN’T IN IT WITH MINE!”