ONLY SEVEN
A Pastoral Story, after Wordsworth.
I marvelled why that simple child
Made faces like the Gorgons,
And clapt its hands, with moanings wild,
On its digestive organs.
Adopting a parental tone,
I asked her why she cried,
The damsel answered with a groan,
“I’ve got a pain inside.”
“I thought it would have sent me mad
Last night about eleven”;
Said I, “What is it makes you bad?
How many apples have you had?”
She answered, “Only seven!”
“And are you sure you took no more,
My little maid?” quoth I.
“Oh! please, sir, mother gave me four,
“But they were in a pie!”
“If that’s the case,” I stammered out,
“Of course you’ve had eleven”;
The maiden answered with a pout,
“I ain’t had more nor seven!”
I wondered hugely what she meant,
And said, “I’m bad at riddles,
But I know where little girls are sent
For telling taradiddles.
“Now, if you don’t reform,” said I,
“You’ll never go to heaven.”
But all in vain; each time I cry,
That little idiot makes reply,
“I ain’t had more nor seven!”