“Because I did not then have the experience I now have.”
“The Governor was going to give me his foot, so I took his daughter’s hand.”
“I thought it would be cheaper than a breach-of-promise suit.”
“That’s the same fool question all my friends and neighbors ask.”
“Because I had more money than I knew what to do with. And now I have more to do with than I have money.”
“I wanted a companion of the opposite sex. P. S. She is still opposite.”
“Don’t mention it!”
“Had difficulty in unlocking the door at night, and wanted somebody in the house to let me in.”
“Because it is just my luck.”
“I didn’t intend to go and do it.”