OILY. Myself! Impossible! You must mistake.
JONES. I don't mistake—'twas you that cut my hair.
[A long pause, interrupted only by the clipping of the scissors.
OILY. Your hair is very dry, sir.
JONES. Oh! indeed.
OILY. Our Vegetable Extract moistens it.
JONES. I like it dry.
OILY. But, sir, the hair when dry.
Turns quickly gray.
JONES. That color I prefer,