I’ve learned owl-eology.

I’ve passed days and nights in a hundred collections,

And cannot be blinded to any deflections

Arising from unskilful fingers that fail

To stuff a bird right, from his beak to his tail.

Mister Brown! Mister Brown!

Do take that bird down,

Or you’ll soon be the laughing-stock all over the town!”

And the barber kept on shaving.

“I’ve studied owls,