His great discovery to himself; nor try

To make it—as the lucky fellow might—

A close monopoly by patent right.

Yes—bless the man who first invented sleep

(I really can’t avoid the iteration);

But blast the man with curses loud and deep,

Whate’er the rascal’s name, or age, or station,

Who first invented, and went round advising,

That artificial cut-off—Early Rising!

“Rise with the lark, and with the lark to bed,”