But we’re all of us tarred

With the same black stick.

Owosco (derisively). Ah! here comes our worthy apology for a chief.

Otsiketa. And our equally worthy medicine man.

Owosco. They make a gay old couple. The one is about as useful as the other.

“OLD CHIEF (TO MEDICINE MAN): ‘WHAT SHALL I SAY TO THESE YOUNG MEN?’”

(Enter Old Chief, closely followed by Medicine Man, both old and ugly.)

Old Chief sings:

I’m chief of the tribe of the Wa-wa-ta-see,