FROM SAD EXPERIENCE.
Janneke Snobs—“I, sir.”
M.—“In what sort of animals?”
J. S.—“Among asses, sir.”
M.—“How so?”
J. S.—“Why, in Balaam’s time, asses were only just beginning to speak, and yesterday I heard M. Snugger say that there are plenty of asses sitting in the Chamber of Deputies.”
History.
Master—“In what battle was Gustav Adolf killed?”
Janneke Snobs—“In his last battle, I believe, sir.”