“What is that?”
“A lawyer never puts his hands in his own pockets.”
At the Chemistry Class.
“What is found in salt-water besides the chloride of iodine we have just been speaking of?”
Youngest Pupil—“Herrings, sir.”
Overheard in the Street.
“Good-morning, William. Why! how changed you are!”
“Don’t be offended—but my name is not William!”