Snugger (who has been waiting over an hour for his beefsteak)—“Look here, waiter, are you the same that put this plate on the table?”
Waiter—“Yes, sir.”
Snugger—“Heavens! you’ve grown out of all knowledge since then!”
A Pleasant Trade.
A small boy goes howling along the street. Our friend Snobs accosts him with, “What is the matter, my little man?”
Boy howls.
“Where do you live?”
Boy howls still.