’Twas asked, Which was the longest day?

My farmer friend, who would not stay

Till I had searched the calendar aright,

Said, “Why, sir, ’tis the one that has the shortest night.”


Dirck once was given to language most profane;

I strove to turn him from his evil ways in vain.

After long years I was successful. How?

With this one word: “Tis not the mode in Paris now.”