“‘WHY, FAITH, I BELIEVE I AM BETWEEN THE TWO.’”

When he was found intoxicated in the gutter by a night-watchman and was asked his name, he replied, “Wilberforce,” meaning the eminent teetotal advocate.

Once at a parliamentary committee he found every seat occupied, and looking round, asked, “Will any gentleman move that I may take the chair?”

Michael Kelly, the singer and composer, kept a shop at the bottom of the Haymarket, where he sold wine and music. He asked Sheridan for a sign, and Sheridan gave him the following:—“Michael Kelly, composer of wine and importer of music.”

MY AMBITION.

Ease often visits shepherd-swains,

Nor in the lowly cot disdains

To take a bit of dinner;

But would not for a turtle-treat,