What with fillets of roses and fillets of veal,

Things garni with lace, and things garni with eel,

One’s hair and one’s cutlets both en popillote,

And a thousand more things I shall ne’er have by rote,

I can scarce tell the diff’rence, at least as to phrase,

Between beef à la Psyche and curls à la braise.—

But, in short, dear, I’m trick’d out quite à la Française,

With my bonnet—so beautiful!—high up and poking,

Like things that are put to keep chimneys from smoking.

Where shall I begin with the endless delights