Feel yer way to the crock, till ye’ve caught her

(In the dark it’s ye are, so remimber, hould tight),

Take a pull—an’ thin dhrink some could wather.

Av ye meet wid misfortune, beyant your controwl,

Av disease gets a hould iv the praties,

Or the slip iv a pig gets the masles, poor sowl;

No matther how sarious yer case is—

Don’t go walking about wid yer hands crossed behind,

And a face like a cow’s—only shorther,—

Sure the best way to keep up yer sperits, ye’ll find