And though quite avoidin’ all foolish frivolity,

Still, at all seasons of innocent jollity,

Where was the play-boy could claim an equality

At comicality, Father, wid you?

Once the Bishop looked grave at your jest,

Till this remark set him off wid the rest:

“Is it lave gaiety all to the laity?

Cannot the clargy be Irishmen too!”

Alfred Perceval Graves.

PHILANDERING.