Europe might quake in convulsions most critical—

I had my bread buttered well on both sides.

Now must I wander for themes for my puny verse

Over earth’s continents, islands and seas;

Small stock I took of affairs of the universe,

When I wore petticoats down to my knees!

Life is a puzzle and man is a mystery,

He that would solve them a wizard need be;

Precepts lie thick in the pathways of history,

This is the lesson that life has taught me.