“Certainly.”
“Well, in the photograph there’s only one.”
“But....”
“Have I two ears?”
“Of course, but....”
“Well, you’ve only given me one too.”
“But you are taken in profile....”
“Tut, tut, tut.... Do you take me for a simple rustic? However much I placed myself in profile, does that prevent my having two eyes and two ears?”
(Aside) “And very long ones....” (Aloud) “But....”
“Again, is my neck black?”