So get rid of the tooth

If your fair one you’d win.

Madrid Comico.

AT THE THEATRE.

The first thing done by every newcomer is to deposit his hat on a chair, to show there are no hooks in the hall.

The startled lover hides himself in a special shelveless cupboard, kept in all houses exclusively for this object.

If anyone becomes a corpse at the end of the drama, the witnesses must all keep the same position until the curtain falls at least.