And each plump, pretty, waddling thigh,

Salted and smoak’d, shall be a ham.

Yet it is fruitless to complain:

“Death cuts down all, both great and small;”

And hope and fear alike are vain,

To those who by his stroke must fall.

Full many a hero, young and brave,

Like thee, O Hog! resign’d his breath;

The noble presents nature gave,

Form’d but a surer mark for death.