HAVING STUNG THE THIGH OF AN OLD MAID.

On the annals of fame with Columbus you stand,

Who sought the American shore;

Advent’rous like him, you explore a new land,

Where none ever travell’d before.


EPIGRAM.

Women were born, so fate declares,

To SMOOTH our linen and our cares;

And ’tis but just, for, by my troth,