When ladies their beauties show;

"Mrs. Cook," said Catskin, "dear me,

How much I should like to go!"

"You go with your Catskin robe,

You dirty impudent slut!

Among the fine ladies and lords,

A very fine figure you'd cut."

A basin of water she took,

And dash'd in poor Catskin's face;

But briskly her ears she shook,