’Tis true, I have chanc’d in my wanderings to meet

With some secrets; and such anecdotes cou’d repeat!

However, no matter; I give you my word,

That who wrote this fine Poem, I never yet heard;

But it much wou’d delight me the truth to discover,

Altho’ I shou’d fly for it all the world over:

What say you, Sir Argus, the fact to insure,

Suppose we were both to set out on a tour?”

“Agreed! my good Sir; far as England extends,

Then together we’ll travel, and visit our friends: