To say the truth, I must acknowledge

’Tis long since I have quitted college:

Virgil and Horace are my friends,

I have them at my fingers’ ends.

But Grecian lore, I blush to own,

Is wholly to my mind unknown.

I therefore must your meaning seek:

Oblige me, sir, translate your Greek.

But see, the farce is now begun,

And you must listen to the fun,