This wretched man congratulate.

“For oh! this face—this pointed chin—

This nose—this brow—these eyeballs too,

Have always been the origin

Of all the woes I ever knew!

“If to the play my way I find,

To see a grand Shakespearean piece,

I have no rest, no ease of mind,

Until the author’s puppets cease.

“Men nudge each other—thus—and say,