With these or some such whisperings:

‘’Tis pity that a Shakespeare’s tongue

Should say such un-Shakespearean things!’

“I should not thus be criticised

Had I a face of common wont:

Don’t envy me—now, be advised!”

And, now I think of it, I don’t!

Reprinted from Fun, 14 Nov. 1868.

“The bard a lawyer”—

“Go with me to a notary: seal me there