A little vitriol will add a delightful tang and a string of nonsense should be dropped in at the last as if by accident.
Stir all together with a sharp knife because some of the tid bits will be tough propositions.
—Ebensburg Mountaineer Herald.
Husband (Angrily) "Great guns! What are they Lamb Chops, Pork Chops or Veal Chops?"
Wife (serenely) "Can't you tell by the taste?"
He: "No, I can't, nor anybody else!"
She: "Well, then, what's the difference?"