By Anne Virginia Culbertson
Ol' Adam he live in de Gyardin uv Eden,
('Way down yonner)
He didn' know writin' an' he didn' know readin',
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He stay dar erlone jes' eatin' an' a-sleepin',
He say, "Dis mighty po' comp'ny I'se a-keepin',"
'Way down yonner whar dem sinful apples grow.
So dey tuck ol' Adam an' dey putt him a-nappin',
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An' de fus' thing you know dish yer w'at happen,
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Dey tucken his rib an' dey made a 'ooman,
She mighty peart an' she spry an' she bloomin',
'Way down yonner whar dem sinful apples grow.
Dey 'spute sometimes an' he say, ol' Adam,
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"You nuttin' but spar'-rib, nohow, madam,"
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She say, "Dat de trufe an' hit ain' a-hu't'n',
Fer de spar'-rib's made f'um a hawg, dat's sut'n,"
'Way down yonner whar dem sinful apples grow.
De Sarpint he slip in de Gyardin uv Eden,
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He seed Mis' Eve an' he 'gun his pleadin',
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'Twel she tucken de apple an' den he quit 'er,
Hissin', "Ho! ho! dat fruit mighty bitter."
'Way down yonner whar dem sinful apples grow.
Ol' Adam he say, "W'at dat you eatin'?"
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"Please gimme a bite er dat summer-sweetin',"
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She gin de big haff wid de core an' de seed in,
An' dar whar she show her manners an' her breedin',
'Way down yonner whar dem sinful apples grow.
Den Adam he ac' right sneakin' sho'ly,
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An' mek his 'scuse ter de Lawd right po'ly,
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Blamin' Eve 'kase she do w'at he tell 'er,
An' settin' dat 'zample fer many a feller,
'Way down yonner whar dem sinful apples grow.
Den de Lawd He say in de Gyardin uv Eden,
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"No sech a man shell do my weedin',"
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So fo'th f'um de Gyardin de Lawd He bid him,
An' o' co'se Mis' Eve she up an' went wid him,
'Way down yonner whar dem sinful apples grow.
Oh, sinner, is you in de Gyardin uv Eden?
('Way down yonner)
Is you on dem sinful apples feedin'?
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Come out, oh, sinner, befo' youse driven,
De debil gwine git you ef you goes on livin'
'Way down yonner whar dem sinful apples grow!