By rules of fitness and of tense, By all old canine precedents, Oh, Adult Dog, the time is up When I may fondly call you Pup. The years have sped since first you stood In straddle-legged puppyhood,— A watch-pup, proud of your renown, Who barked so hard you tumbled down. In Age's gain and Youth's retreat You've found more team-work for your feet, You drool a soupçon less, and hark! There's fuller meaning to your bark. But answer fairly, whilom pup, Are these full proof of growing up? I heard an elephantine tread That jarred the rafters overhead: Who leaped in mad abandon there And tossed my slippers in the air? Who, sitting gravely on the rug, Espied a microscopic bug And stalked it, gaining bit by bit,— Then leapt in air and fell on it? Who gallops madly down the breeze Pursuing specks that no one sees, Then finds some ancient boot instead And worries it till it is dead? I have no adult friends who choose To gnaw the shoe-strings from my shoes,— Who eat up twine and paper scraps And bark while they are taking naps. Oh Dog, you offer every proof That stately age yet holds aloof. Grown up? There's meaning in the phrase Of dignity as well as days. Oh why such size, beloved pup?— You've grown enough, but not grown up. |