15. A gardener minds his peas, a billiard-marker his cues, a precise man his p’s and q’s, and a verger his keys and pews.
16. A man with one eye can see more than a man with two, for in addition to all else he can see the other man’s two eyes, which can only see his one.
17. When you ask a policeman what o’clock it is, you are like the Viceroy of India, because you are as king for the time.
18. “What does Y E S spell?” is the question to which “yes” is the only possible reply.
19. An umbrella.