November Fourth
“They tell me, Daniel, you’ve had four wives.”
Daniel (proudly)—“Ess, zur, I ’ave—and what’s more, two of ’em was good ’uns!”
—San Francisco News Letter.
November Fifth
The little widow is experienced, accessible and free, and withal fatally fascinating.
—Malcolm C. Salomon.
November Sixth
“Haven’t you lost your wife?” inquired the gravestone agent.
“Why, yes, I have,” said the man, “but no gravestone ain’t necessary; you see the cussed critter ain’t dead. She’s scooted with another man.” The agent retired.