The wives of hen-peck’d husbands most alwus outliv ther victims, and I hev known them to git marrid agin and git hold ov a man that time (thank the Lord!) who understood all the hen-peck dodges.

—Josh Billings.

February First

Her mourning is all make believe:

’Tis plain there’s nothing in it:

With weepers she has tipp’d her sleeve,

The while she’s laughing in it.

—Burns.

February Second

The Lord will destroy the house of the proud: but he will establish the border of the widow.