—Hood.
March Fourth
“You are a marrid man, Mr. Young, I believe?” sed I.
“I hev eighty wives, Mr. Ward. I certainly am marrid.”
—Artemus Ward.
March Fifth
’Tis dangerous marrying a widow because she has cast her rider.
—Spanish Proverb.
March Sixth
“I have heerd how many ord’nary women one widder’s equal to, in pint of comin’ over you. I think it’s five-and-twenty, but I don’t rightly know whether it an’t more.”