June Second
Not even the immense labor of assimilating a new spouse’s relatives, appalling as it is, should hinder second marriages.
—Edward Stanton Martin.
June Third
The rich widow cries with one eye and rejoices with the other.
—Cervantes.
June Fourth
“There is one thing about my first husband I shall always respect him for,” she said.
“What is that?”
“He paid all the expenses of our divorce like a perfect gentleman.”