He that marries a widow and three children marries four thieves.

—Spanish Proverb.

July Eighteenth

Said Jan, twice wedded to a scolding wife,

“Church-going’s the greatest pleasure of my life;

’Tis strange and sweet to see a man, oh, rare!

Keep full five hundred women quiet there.”

—Dutch Epigramme.

July Nineteenth

The greatest merit of some men is their wife.