—Widow’s Maxim.
August Twelfth
As you may find, whene’er you like to find her,
One man alone at first her heart can move;
She then prefers him in the plural number,
Not finding that the additions much encumber.
—Byron.
August Thirteenth
Mrs. Morris—“Since I have been married I have had only one wish ungratified.”
Mr. Morris—“And what is that, dear?”