Lane—“Yes.”

Parke—“I wonder how he likes her former husband?”

—Puck.

September Fifth

She had tasted the sweets of wedded life, but somehow single blessedness, decked in the latest modes of widow’s weeds, offered her a more alluring programme.

—Malcolm C. Salomon.

September Sixth

The dearest object to a married man should be his wife; but it is not infrequently her clothes.

—Danbury News Man.

September Seventh