—Proverbs.
September Eleventh
A young man in the West has written home: “Send me a wig.” And his fond parents don’t know whether he is scalped or married.
—Danbury News Man.
September Twelfth
Heaven preserve you ever from that dull blessing, an obedient husband.
—John Tobin.
September Thirteenth
“By George! if I were in your place I would apply for a divorce.”
“I’d like to, but she won’t let me.”