—Widow.

September Seventeenth

A woman enjoys two days of happiness on earth: when she takes a husband and when she buries him.

—Anonymous.

September Eighteenth

“Widows are witches, don’t you think?”

September Nineteenth

Widow Black—“Whad meks you fink he’s gwine to propose at last?”

Widow Grey—“Kase I kin tell from his hungry looks and his seediness dat he cain’t suppo’t hisself much longer.”

—Harper’s Bazar.