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PUBLISHER’S NOTE

If at times you’re feeling blue,

Take this book and read it through;

Pass it on to friend or brother;

For yourself—just buy another!


Contents

TALKALOGUES[9-33]
By E. P. Moran
MORE TALKALOGUES[34-38]
By Joseph Horrigan
LOVE AND LAGER BEER[38]
By Leontine Stanfield
THE MAN FROM SQUASHOPOLIS[40-49]
By Harry L. Newton
THE PACIFIC SLOPE[49-60]
By Harry L. Newton
WOULDN’T GOLF DIALECT DO?[60-62]
SOME WESTERN STORIES[62-64]
HAPPENINGS IN KEROSENELAMPVILLE[64-67]
BITS OF VERSE AND PROSE[68-72]
By Edwards & Ronney
RAPID FIRE[73-85]
By Harry L. Newton
“A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME”[86]
AN ORIGINAL HABEAS CORPUS CASE[87-89]
LI HUNG CHANG’S JOKE[89]
FIFTEEN MINUTES WITH A PLAYWRIGHT[90-95]
By Harry L. Newton
POPULAR SONGS APPROPRIATELY APPLIED[96]