Dick: Not guilty; my folks haven’t seen my face in four months.
Tom: My goodness! Why don’t you wash it?
Dick: Now, stop it, I tell you! In the first act—
Tom: Why is a cascaret?
Dick: Why is a cascaret what?
Tom: Because it works while you sleep.
Dick: For goodness sake! is that a joke?
Tom: I should say so. It’s one of the best I ever traveled with.
Dick: Then you don’t travel with much, do you?
Tom: No; I generally travel with you.