Dick: Say, are you going to listen to me?
Tom: Certainly.
Dick: Well, in the first act the villain comes on and strikes the heroine—
Tom: For ten cents to buy an automobile.
Dick: Yes, for ten cents to buy an auto—no, no, he strikes her—
Tom: Why, he must belong to the union, then?
Dick: Certainly, he does—no, he doesn’t either. The idea!
Tom: If two peaches make a date, and two dates make a pair, what do apples make?
Dick: Why, apples make cider, of course.
Tom: And Pears make soap, is it?