Dick: What did I do?
Tom: I met you last night just as I was coming in the hotel.
Dick: Yes; what of it?
Tom: You were going out of the hotel when I was coming in, and you insulted me.
Dick: Insulted you? How did I insult you?
Tom: You were singing a song.
Dick: Well, what of it? There’s no harm in that. What song was I singing?
Tom: “All Going Out; Nothin’ comin’ in.”
Dick: O, behave!