Byron
Shakspere
This is a book for all classes. There’s no telling when you may be called upon to propose a toast. To be unprepared means embarrassment. Send for this book and memorize a few. By mail, 15c; cloth-bound, 30c. Mention “500 Toasts.”
A Thousand
Conundrums
This is a companion book to our “500 Toasts.” It is pocket size and contains enough conundrums, riddles, etc., to last you for years. Here are one or two taken at random:
Q. If a bear went into a drygoods store, what would he want?
A. Muzzlin’.