A Taylor good Lord, in the Time of Vacation,

When Cabbage was scarce and when Pocket was low,

For the Sale of good Liquor pretended a Passion,

To one that sold Ale in a Cuckoldy Row:

Now a Louse made him Itch,

Here a Scratch, there a Stitch,

And sing Cucumber, Cucumber ho.

One Day she came up, when at Work in his Garret,

To tell what he Ow'd, that his Store he might know;

Says he it is all very right I declare it,