Tho' I never was there, yet the way do I know;

Says she if it be such a terrible dark Hole,

Don't offer to Grope out your way to it so:

Now a Louse, &c.

Says he you shall see I will quickly be at it,

For this is, oh this is the way that I'll go;

Says she do not tousle me so for I hate it,

I vow by and by you will make me cry oh:

So they both went to work,

Now a Kiss, then a Jirk,