“No,” replied Hal, “it's just one of those differences in national customs.” And suddenly Hal's face gave way. He began to laugh; he laughed, perhaps more loudly than good form permitted.
Edward was much annoyed. There were people in the lobby, and they were staring at him. “Cut it out, Hal!” he exclaimed. “Your fool jokes bore me!” But nevertheless, Hal could see uncertainty in his brother's face. Edward recognised those widow's weeds. And how could he be sure about the “national customs” of that grotesque creature who had pinched him in the ribs on the street?
“Cut it out!” he cried again.
Hal, changing his voice suddenly to the Zamboni key, exclaimed: “Mister, I got eight children I got to feed, and I don't got no more man, and I don't find no new man for old woman like me!”
So at last the truth in its full enormity began to dawn upon Edward. His consternation and disgust poured themselves out; and Hal listened, his laughter dying. “Edward,” he said, “you don't take me seriously even yet!”
“Good God!” cried the other. “I believe you're really insane!”
“You were up there, Edward! You heard what I said to those poor devils! And you actually thought I'd go off with you and forget about them!”
Edward ignored this. “You're really insane!” he repeated. “You'll get yourself killed, in spite of all I can do!”
But Hal only laughed. “Not a chance of it! You should have seen the tea-party manners of the camp-marshal!”